T’was the night before Star Wars and all through the void.
Not a creature was stirring, not even a droid.
The blasters were hung, by the hyperdrive with care.
With hopes of St. JJ would soon be there.
The nerds were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of BB-8s danced in their heads.
With the pain of Episode 1, 2, & 3 drove out of sight-
“Happy Nerd Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”